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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 422436" data-attributes="member: 10197"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">viruses of mass destruction.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">little purple hearts to appear on screen.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">re-counting</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">e-mails everyone about what it did</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">will be back</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">doesn't care</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Last but not least</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">floppy...then discards it through windows..</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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