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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 44401" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em><p style="text-align: center">universal law:</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>first law:</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>break the legs of the boy.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>second law:</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>bank balance.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>third law:</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em>to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"><em><img src="http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif" alt="" 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[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 44401, member: 1233"] [FONT="Palatino Linotype"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Sienna"][I][CENTER]universal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. second law: the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. third law: the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals. [IMG]http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.emusing.com/imgs/page_imgs/images/heart01.gif[/IMG][/CENTER][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/4cbf27978a.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7574/3598652werocksuu6.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/ee121a338b.gif[/IMG] :love: [url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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