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Message: <blockquote data-quote="suranga84" data-source="post: 6832819" data-attributes="member: 10094">Sorry, If Repost See , how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ** Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></blockquote>

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