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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fazil00789" data-source="post: 5169013" data-attributes="member: 162985"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> Sardar: My mobile bill how much?</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: I think that girl is deaf...</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Friend: How do u know?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Teacher: Me? No, why?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call". </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Manager: Do U know MS Office?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Air hostess said: "B silent."</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>"I MISS YOU"</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardarji replied:</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>"I Mr YOU" !!. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>  </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Doctor: When?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: 3 Months Ago <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span>Dr : Wat were u doing till now?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: We were using duplicate key</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Dr: So why did you come today?</strong></span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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