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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 33455" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>mother asks if he has done his chores." Not yet," said the little boy. His</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>him a bowl of dry cereal. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>cereal?" he asks.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you are n't getting</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>any milk."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>across the kitchen.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says "Are you going</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>to tell him, or should I?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 33455, member: 2962"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Black"][B]A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores." Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. :angry: Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. :rolleyes: "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.:( "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you are n't getting any milk.":( Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.:sorry: The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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