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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 863375" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they           were nearly identical stories! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: $29.99</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: $29.99</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Over 3 hours to read</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Over 3 hours to read</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Ditto for Bill.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Ditto for Monica.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Let's not go there.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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