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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4160308" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'">On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way</span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'">to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store … </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><em>(Please scroll down)</em></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><strong><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'">What were you thinking? </span></span></span></span></strong></strong><em><strong><em><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><strong>Hellooooooo,</strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"> her husband speaks English!</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Baltic'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4160308, member: 167624"] [CENTER][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=4]A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=4]One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=4]Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic]On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic]to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store … [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=4][I](Please scroll down)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B] [/CENTER] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic] [B][B][CENTER][SIZE=4][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic]What were you thinking? [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][I][B][I][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic][B]Hellooooooo,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][/I][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic] her husband speaks English![/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/B][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][B][B][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial Baltic][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial Baltic]:P :P :P :P [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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