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<blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 8542525" data-attributes="member: 162082"><p>NO Speak English </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> </span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue">One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: lime">Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">(Please scroll down.)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> </span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">What were you </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Thinking? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Her husband speaks<span style="color: red"> English!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Now get back to your work ! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></p><p> </p><p> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanath ekanayake, post: 8542525, member: 162082"] NO Speak English [B][SIZE=5]A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5]The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.:oo::oo: [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue]One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs. :P:P:P:P:P[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=lime]Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.:P:P:P [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR=red][B][SIZE=5](Please scroll down.)[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P [/COLOR] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]What were you [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]Thinking? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=red]:P:P:P:rofl::rofl::rofl: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/8.gif[/IMG] [SIZE=6]Her husband speaks[COLOR=red] English![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=6]Now get back to your work ! :D:D:D:D:D:D[/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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