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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreams001" data-source="post: 3583563" data-attributes="member: 149622"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> Not for Girls!!!! > > > > > > TAKE A BREAK FOR A LAUGH ! > > > > > > > > BOY : May I hold your hand ??? > > > > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! > > > > BOY : You love me... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??? > > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ??? > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. > > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour. > > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. > > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ??? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!! > > > > GIRL : How soon ??? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!! > > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ??? > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ??? > > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Man : You remind me of the sea. > > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ??? > > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. > > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ?? > > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. > > > > > >   LOVE IS A GIFT FROM THE NATURE... DONT TREAT ITS LIKE A CREATURE.....  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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