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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SAN_APIIT" data-source="post: 540645" data-attributes="member: 22533">1st Scene ....Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of theirlittle son.aDaddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! Mommy : What?? You Bastard!Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son. Son : Oh I see! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> 2nd Scene ....Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises' ..Mommy was reading the papers. Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Mom: It means coats and hats , son.Son : Oh I see!  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> 3rd Scene ....Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddycut himself and scream... Daddy : Oh SHIT!!Son : Daddy, what's shit ?At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Daddy : It means shaving cream, son .Son : Oh I see!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> 4th Scene ....Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into thestove.The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said... Mommy : Oh! Fuck! Son : Mommy, what's fuck ?At this moment, Mommy froze.She quickly thought of something to say. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Mommy : It means stuffing, sonSon : Oh I see!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />  5th Scene ....It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all thatis uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.Proudly he said... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parents are busy atthe moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairsand mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come out in a minute!! Everyone fainted!!!!! !!!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Never Say These word in front of kids.....</blockquote>

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