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Message: <blockquote data-quote="suranga84" data-source="post: 7105414" data-attributes="member: 10094"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: DarkRed">Sorry, If Repost</span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">A gentleman was sunbathing in the nude when he saw a little girl coming towards him, and hurriedly covered himself up with the newspaper he was reading.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">The girl came up to him and asked: "<em>What that's sticking up under your paper, mister?</em>"</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">"Er, um A bird," the man replied. The little girl walked away and the man soon fell asleep.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">When he woke up, he found himself in hospital in agonising pain with a policeman sitting by the side of his bed. The policeman asked him what had happened.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">"I have no idea," replied the man. "I was sunbathing on the nudist beach when a little girl in a blue dress came over and asked me what I had under my paper."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">"Under your paper?" asked the policeman.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">"Well I, er covered myself up with the paper when I saw the little girl, officer. The next thing I knew I woke up here with terrible pains in my groin."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">The Policeman went back to the beach, where he finally located the little girl, and asked her what she had done to the man.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black">After a little pause, the little girl replied, "<em>To him? Nothing. When the man fell asleep I thought I'd take a peek at his bird. I was playing with it when it suddenly jumped up and spat at me, so i got angry and broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.</em>"</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/97nrkx.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>

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