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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SajithaD" data-source="post: 5762455" data-attributes="member: 89618"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A soldier ran up to a nun. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The nun agreed. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The nun replied, 'He went that way.'<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull    :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The nun said, 'I understand completely.' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">you would have seen a great pair of B***'s....<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" />I don't want to go to Iraq either.'<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="color: Red">He He He....!!!  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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