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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ranuka87" data-source="post: 3406296" data-attributes="member: 22039">The 11thHusband....A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?''Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.'Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?'Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..This time I KNOW I'M gonna getSCREWED</blockquote>

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