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<blockquote data-quote="Novindu" data-source="post: 5915" data-attributes="member: 718"><p><strong>ok.. now dont laugh !!!!!!</strong></p><p></p><p>What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?</p><p>Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.</p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said</p><p>"My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"</p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College</p><p>Banta : Really, what is he studing</p><p>Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.</p><p>******</p><p></p><p>Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a</p><p></p><p>love letter to her: "I luv u sister."</p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p></p><p>Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother</p><p>tongue.?</p><p>Santa: Very long!</p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.</p><p>The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.</p><p>Santa: I think I'll take the money.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?</p><p>A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.</p><p>1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.</p><p>Angry Banta calls Santa!</p><p>Santa: Oye, this was a missed call</p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?</p><p>A: Because it was an entrance exam.</p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p></p><p>Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.</p><p>Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.</p><p>Santa: I didn't say he got out.</p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe</p><p>a</p><p>man dies?"</p><p>Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Novindu, post: 5915, member: 718"] [b]ok.. now dont laugh !!!!!![/b] What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. ***** Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610" ***** Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College Banta : Really, what is he studing Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him. ****** Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." ***** Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ***** Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. ***** Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. ***** Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call ***** Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ***** Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. ***** Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash? [/QUOTE]
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