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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 442719" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">OLD AGE </span></p><p></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, " Pick me up." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">He looked around and couldn't see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, " Pick me up."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">The man said, "Are you talking to me?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you.  Pick me up. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more s@xual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts?  Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will l give you s@xual pleasures like you have never had." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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