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<blockquote data-quote="taxxon" data-source="post: 64794" data-attributes="member: 3774"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> crying<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">The bartender asks,<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> .” </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> ! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="taxxon, post: 64794, member: 3774"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=black]An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts :( crying:( . The bartender asks,:confused: “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes :sorry: and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed:shocked: .” The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great:yes: ! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?” The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”:lol: :lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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