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<blockquote data-quote="mds9898" data-source="post: 2793366" data-attributes="member: 39079"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Old Enough To Drive!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"You know, Dad," 16-year-old Jimmy started. "I'm 16 now and I think it's</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">time that we talk about getting a car for me to drive." </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Well, I'll make a deal with you, Jimmy," his Dad replied. "We'll talk about</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">this car idea when you bring home a good report card and you get your haircut."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">A couple of months later, Jimmy brings home his report card. "Here you go,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Dad. All A's!"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"That's great, Jimmy," his Dad replied. "But you still haven't gotten your</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">hair cut." </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Well, Dad, while making those great grades, I was in a religion class and</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">noticed that Jesus had long hair, all of the Apostles had long hair. Moses,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Joseph and even the kings of the land all had long hair."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">His Dad thought about this for a second and asked, "Did you notice what else</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">they had in common?" </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"No, what?" Jimmy replied. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">"They were all WALKING!" </span></p><p></p><p>Sory if repost</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mds9898, post: 2793366, member: 39079"] [CENTER][SIZE="4"]Old Enough To Drive! [/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]"You know, Dad," 16-year-old Jimmy started. "I'm 16 now and I think it's time that we talk about getting a car for me to drive." "Well, I'll make a deal with you, Jimmy," his Dad replied. "We'll talk about this car idea when you bring home a good report card and you get your haircut." A couple of months later, Jimmy brings home his report card. "Here you go, Dad. All A's!" "That's great, Jimmy," his Dad replied. "But you still haven't gotten your hair cut." "Well, Dad, while making those great grades, I was in a religion class and noticed that Jesus had long hair, all of the Apostles had long hair. Moses, Joseph and even the kings of the land all had long hair." His Dad thought about this for a second and asked, "Did you notice what else they had in common?" "No, what?" Jimmy replied. "They were all WALKING!" [/SIZE][/CENTER] Sory if repost [/QUOTE]
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