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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 54583" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.... ......</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "Oh, I see."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Can I see your license please?"</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Don't have one? "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "I see.......Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "I can't do that. "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Why not? "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "I stole this car. "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Stole it? "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "You what? "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman steps out of her vehicle.</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?"</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "Murdered the owner? "</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: "Yes, of course, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and hands it to the officer.</span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The officer examines the license. 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[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 54583, member: 1233"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][B][I][FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"]An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.... ...... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding." Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? " Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " Officer: "I see.......Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. " Older Woman: "I can't do that. " Officer: "Why not? " Older Woman: "I stole this car. " Officer: "Stole it? " Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner." Officer: "You what? " Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see." The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?" Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." Older Woman: "Murdered the owner? " Officer 2: "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please." The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?" Older Woman: "Yes, of course, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license." The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner." Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too." [CENTER] [IMG]http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2739/dancerrx4.gif[/IMG] :love: [url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url] [IMG]http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2314/lifeissimpleic5.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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