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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5501409" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Old Timers Sex</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">The husband leans over and asks his wife, </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">fifty years ago?</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">So he follows them.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks..</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence..</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">and moaning and screaming.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">The policeman is amazed.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">So, as the couple passes, he says to them,</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'Excuse me, but that was something else.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">You must've had a fantastic sex life together.</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Is there some sort of secret to this?'</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'">'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: 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[QUOTE="HRA, post: 5501409, member: 6136"] [CENTER][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Navy"][B][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Old Timers Sex This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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