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<blockquote data-quote="chaku" data-source="post: 2296784" data-attributes="member: 71884"><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. </span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Tying their belts' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Checking the system' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were you doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Looking for my people' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Serving the travelers' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Handling the steering' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were you doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Eating & throwing' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Make up' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Handling the steering' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were you doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Nothing' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'All were sleeping' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?' </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess' </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer: What were you doing? </span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! ! </span></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" 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[QUOTE="chaku, post: 2296784, member: 71884"] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue] Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue] Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Tying their belts' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Checking the system' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were you doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Looking for my people' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Serving the travelers' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Handling the steering' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were you doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Eating & throwing' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Make up' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Handling the steering' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were you doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Nothing' [/COLOR] Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'All were sleeping' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?' [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess' [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Officer: What were you doing? [COLOR=DarkOrange]Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! ! [/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Red]No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [/QUOTE]
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