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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cin.slk" data-source="post: 2431194" data-attributes="member: 30719">Once Is EnoughA sales representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift."No, thanks," says the manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once and I didn't like it." The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for martinis."No, thanks," the plant manager replies. "I tried alcohol once, but didn't like it."Then the salesman glances out the office window and sees a golf course. "I suppose you play golf," says the salesman. "I'd like to invite you to be a guest at my club.""No, thanks," the manager says. "I played golf once, but I didn't like it." Just then a young man enters the office. "Let me introduce my son, Bill," says the plant manager."Let me guess," the salesman replies. "An only child?"</blockquote>

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