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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tarson" data-source="post: 7978752" data-attributes="member: 176018">One day in court...District Attorney: Would you please state your age to the court for the record?Little Old Lady: I am 86-years-old.DA: Will you tell us in your own words what happened on the night in question?LOL: I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man sits down beside me.DA: Did you know him?LOL: No, but he sure was friendly.DA: What happened after he sat down beside you?LOL: Well, he started to rub my thighs.DA: Did you stop him?LOL: No, I didn’t.DA: Why not?LOL: It felt good. Nobody has done that since my husband passed away 30 years ago.DA: Then what happened?LOL: He started to rub my breasts.DA: Did you stop him then?LOL: NO!DA: Why not?LOL: Well, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I hadn’t felt that good in years.DA: What happened next?LOL: Well, I started to feel spicy that I said to him, “You hot thing, please take me and  enter me.”DA: And did he take you?LOL: No. That’s when he yelled “April Fools!”…And that’s when I shot him. <img src="http://www.fhm.com.ph/images/incoming/jokes/jokes1006.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

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