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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 4854799" data-attributes="member: 6136">Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."******"What did one ghost say to another?""Do you believe in people?"******My friend has a fine watch dog.At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.************"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"" Please wait someone else is using it."******When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay inadvance.******"Where did you get those big eyes?""They came with the face."******I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen NiagaraFalls .******But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer thephone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.******It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!******"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."******"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?""Yes if you're lucky."******A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off witha cloth and sells the cloth.******"Has there been any insanity in your family?""Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."******I was thinking of becoming a doctor.I have the handwriting for it.******"My wife doesn't know what she wants."" You're lucky. My wife does."******We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speakto me.******"What do use for washing dishes?""Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "</blockquote>

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