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<blockquote data-quote="manappu" data-source="post: 1904933" data-attributes="member: 23268"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">ONLY IN SRI LANKA.....................</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">A couple went to the sex therapists office at Appollo Hospital. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">The man said, 'Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">When the couple finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">way you have intercourse,' and charged them Rs.300.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and Then leave. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">The man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Cinnamon Grand Hotel charges Rs. 10,000, Taj Hotel charges Rs.7,000,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Galadari Hotel charges Rs.6000.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">We do it here for Rs.300 and I get that back from Medical</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Claims............because We have Janashakthi Insurance with us!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">meka hoda nehei kiyala hithenawanm kiyannala delet karannam....mamanam damme joke ekatai...ahitak hithanna epa..oki??</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="manappu, post: 1904933, member: 23268"] [FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="DarkRed"] ONLY IN SRI LANKA..................... A couple went to the sex therapists office at Appollo Hospital. The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The man said, 'Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,' and charged them Rs.300. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and Then leave. Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?' The man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. Cinnamon Grand Hotel charges Rs. 10,000, Taj Hotel charges Rs.7,000, Galadari Hotel charges Rs.6000. We do it here for Rs.300 and I get that back from Medical Claims............because We have Janashakthi Insurance with us!!!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]meka hoda nehei kiyala hithenawanm kiyannala delet karannam....mamanam damme joke ekatai...ahitak hithanna epa..oki??[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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