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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ravz" data-source="post: 247115" data-attributes="member: 8748">Jokes!!!!onna dawasak yaluwo dennak gamanak yanawa.Aheme yanakota dennath akka godak dura gihilla dennata harima mahansi. Ita passe aka yaluwek aneka akkenagen ahanawa "machan godak dura awa koheda yanne" kiyala passse anek yaluwa keyanawa "thawa tika durai yanna thiyenne oya tikath amaruwen yamu" keyala Itin ita passe awa wagema durak ayemath aviila yaluwo dennama gamane awasaneta awa.Awiila ara palaweni yaluwa anekagen "machan uba dekkada loku pol buruwek ape issaraha innawa uwa dakkada" kiyalaaa passe anek yaluwa " na ne machan " keyala uttara dela "koheda machan buruwa"keyala anek yaluwagen ahawa.Passe Ara yaluwa anaek yaluwata keyanawa " ai machan me katawa wage terumak nathi buru katawak mula idan agatama keyawapu aka thamai pol buruwa keyala" uttara dunna..The teeth..little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!" The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything." Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.What is it that you are waiting for?" She answered,"THE TEETH" Mother & wifeQ        - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?A        - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so! Vacum cleanerA new vacum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacum cleaner, I will EAT all this ...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"PoemTwinkle twinkle little star you dont know who you are....once you know who you are..MENTAL HOSPITAL is not so far Looking 4...Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.</blockquote>

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