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<blockquote data-quote="RAZOR xxxxx" data-source="post: 877977" data-attributes="member: 50030"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Parent keys not found!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Duplicate value on index!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved !' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you dial a wrong number? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Object is found mutating!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Discrete transaction failed!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A. 'System out of tablespace!' </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RAZOR xxxxx, post: 877977, member: 50030"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent keys not found!' Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!' Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out? A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!' Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door? A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved !' Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too? A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!' Q. What if you dial a wrong number? A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!' Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet? A. 'Object is found mutating!' Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you? A. 'Discrete transaction failed!' Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie? A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!' Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room? A. 'System out of tablespace!' [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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