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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mbj" data-source="post: 1227414" data-attributes="member: 16263">After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greetedby George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell athim, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"Youwanted to end our liberties but you failed."James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the balls and said,"This is why Iallowed our government to provide for the common defense!"Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with along cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me theinspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroeand 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on theMuslim terrorist leader.As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angelappeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not whatyou promised me."The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting foryou in heaven. What did you think I said?"</blockquote>

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