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Message: <blockquote data-quote="T.Kanch" data-source="post: 705646" data-attributes="member: 42018"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The Muslim replied : “Chameli”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The Muslim also got angry but kept quite</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”</span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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