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Message: <blockquote data-quote="themiyabandara" data-source="post: 7811402" data-attributes="member: 67380">Oxford Dictionary's Latest DefinitionsDivorce : Future tense of marriage. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accident all falls into a river. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest . . . . except that he got caught.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.</blockquote>

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