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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 1942093" data-attributes="member: 49101">Divorce : Future tense of marriage .Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of eitherConference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water powerDictionary : A place where success comes before work.  Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.  Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.  Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accident all falls into a river.Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway 'See I am not injured yet.'Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.Father : A banker provided by nature.Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. </blockquote>

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