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<blockquote data-quote="Razor Raymon" data-source="post: 1638044" data-attributes="member: 45937"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Pain of a married man </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">She goes downstairs to look for him. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">him. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">are you down here at this time of night?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The husband looks up from his cof fee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">replies. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">when your father caught us in the garden?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">20 years?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">"I remember that too" sh e replied softly. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">today!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Razor Raymon, post: 1638044, member: 45937"] [B][/B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]Pain of a married man A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his cof fee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" sh e replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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