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<blockquote data-quote="jess" data-source="post: 3073124" data-attributes="member: 1818"><p>Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.</p><p></p><p>He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something... On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'</p><p></p><p>She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'</p><p></p><p>I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.</p><p></p><p>'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.</p><p></p><p>On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.'</p><p></p><p>She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'</p><p></p><p>Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'</p><p></p><p>Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'</p><p></p><p>He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'</p><p></p><p>Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jess, post: 3073124, member: 1818"] Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something... On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.' He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.' [/QUOTE]
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