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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ICE" data-source="post: 490877" data-attributes="member: 24775"><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : What are you talking about?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : Here it is!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">CLASS : PAPPU!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">***************** </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile "?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : No, that's wrong</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : I is... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE ?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand ?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU: Yes it's really strange . I've got another pair just like that at home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">*****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">****************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">PAPPU: A teacher </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">****************</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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