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<blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 13622223" data-attributes="member: 293962"><p>A blind man was describing his favorite sport: parachuting.</p><p></p><p></p><p> When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."</p><p></p><p></p><p> "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.</p><p> "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.</p><p></p><p></p><p> "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.</p><p></p><p></p><p> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/impuls-f/3671497559/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3382/3671497559_c1d96ae542.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/impuls-f/3671497559/" target="_blank">http://www.flickr.com/photos/impuls-f/3671497559/</a></p><p> He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ColdBreath, post: 13622223, member: 293962"] A blind man was describing his favorite sport: parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. [URL="http://www.flickr.com/photos/impuls-f/3671497559/"][IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3382/3671497559_c1d96ae542.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL="http://www.flickr.com/photos/impuls-f/3671497559/"][/URL] He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack." [/QUOTE]
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