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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4160217" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">know how to say one thing." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"What do they say?" the priest inquired. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">have some fun?'" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">to my house and I will put them with my two male talking </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4160217, member: 167624"] [SIZE=3]A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]"What do they say?" the priest inquired. [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" [/SIZE] [SIZE=3]One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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