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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamithal" data-source="post: 373906" data-attributes="member: 12499">>A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful >parrot.. > > There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. > > "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. > > The owner looked at her and said, > "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to >live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty >vulgar stuff." > > The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have >the bird any way. > > She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her >living room and waited for it to say something. > > The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, > > "New house, new madam." > > The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then >thought "that's really not so bad." > > When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the >bird saw and said, > > "New house, new madam, new girls." > > The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then >began to laugh about the situation > considering how and where the parrot had been raised. > > Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from >work. > > The bird looked at him and said, > > "Hi, Keith!"</blockquote>

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