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<blockquote data-quote="tc malli" data-source="post: 14582958" data-attributes="member: 404928"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>An Indian man walks into the New York City bank</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>for some business for 2 weeks and needs to</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Produces all the required items and everything</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>good laugh at the Indian</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Into the banks underground garage and parks it</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>And this transaction has worked out very nicely,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>but we are a little puzzled.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>While you are away, we checked you out and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>borrow $5000?” The Indian replies</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>"Where else in the New York City can I park my</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>car for 2 weeks and</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>return".</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than...</strong></span></p><p></p><p><img src="http://a8.vietbao.vn/images/vn806/sanh_dieu/61003705_2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Orange">"<strong>VIJAY MALLYA</strong>"</span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tc malli, post: 14582958, member: 404928"] [SIZE="3"][B]An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?” The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return". This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than...[/B][/SIZE] [IMG]http://a8.vietbao.vn/images/vn806/sanh_dieu/61003705_2.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Orange"]"[B]VIJAY MALLYA[/B]"[/COLOR][/SIZE] :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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