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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gddm" data-source="post: 9251243" data-attributes="member: 317173">Failure is not when your          girlfriend leaves          you, it's only when you leave          her a virgin.Tension is when wife is          pregnant! Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant! Horror          is when both are pregnant! Tragedy is when you are not          responsible for          both! The Blue Whale ejaculates          over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the          female. And you always wondered          why the sea tasted          salty? Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love          you? To see if you really mean          it! Why is sex similar to          shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today,          tomorrow you have to do it          again. Wives are funny          creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for          weeks and then they want to kill the woman who          does. Wife: My hubby & I          have, what he calls-Olympic sex.Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex          life?Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4          years. The stock markets now are like an old man's          dick?Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that          everyone is still getting          screwed! This week is Breast          Awareness          Week. Spread the slogan          ......."We stare because we          care!"The saddest part of a man's body is his          balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till          Death!"A loud scream comes from          the bedroom and the husband runs          in.He sees a guy leaping out of the          window.Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!Husband:          Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?Wife:          Because I thought it was you, until he started the second          time.What is the difference between a chicken and a          baby?Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the          baby is the result of standing          cock.If a bomb bursts in a          bra, what would you get?Tit-Bits.And if it bursts in a man's          underwear?Banana split.What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?In a          bomb blast, population          decreases BUT in a condom blast, population          increases.</blockquote>

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