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<blockquote data-quote="3267" data-source="post: 6391909" data-attributes="member: 184014"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She thinks a bit, "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">So they go to the alley and she takes off her top to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!".....</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="3267, post: 6391909, member: 184014"] [SIZE="5"]A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again. "Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit, "OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go to the alley and she takes off her top to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, burying his face in them but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he replies. "Costs too much!".....[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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