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<blockquote data-quote="coolrijji" data-source="post: 685220" data-attributes="member: 34315"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">(H - Husband, W - Wife)</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "Hello ?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? " </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "Yes."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H -"What's the price?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "Only $1,000."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "What price did he quote you?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "Only $65,000..."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H -"What?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "How much are they asking?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">H - " Bye...I love you too..."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px">The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="coolrijji, post: 685220, member: 34315"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="3"] There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife) H - "Hello ?" W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? " H - "Yes." W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" H -"What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000." H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year... H - "What price did he quote you?" W - "Only $65,000..." H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else... H -"What?" W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property." H - "How much are they asking?" W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?" W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" H - " Bye...I love you too..." The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???" [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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