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Message: <blockquote data-quote="h_abeysinghe" data-source="post: 5463518" data-attributes="member: 123721"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Performance & Position! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">    </span></p><p>    </p><p>   <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"> A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Gates. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">a loud </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    shirt, leather jacket & jeans. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">whether to </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">     admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not? </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    The guy replies: I am Perera, Private Bus driver from Sri Lanka! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Perera : Please take </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">this silken </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">booming </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Church </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    for the last 40 years. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">cotton </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">foul </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">     mouthed, rash Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">     scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">your Name & </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?' </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">     </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">    'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove, people </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">PRAYED' </span></span></p><p>    </p><p>     <span style="font-size: 22px">It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">............ </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="color: PaleGreen">note=this thread is nt to insult other religion</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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