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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1697172" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cohen, taxi driver, from New York ." Saint Peter consults his list. He</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." Now it's the priest's turn. He stands</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kingdom of Heaven ." "Just a minute," says the priest. "That man was a taxi</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">driver. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff?" "Results,"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">shrugged Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept. When he drove,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">people prayed."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Moral of the story:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's Performance and Not the Position that Counts. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 1697172, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York ." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." Now it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." "Just a minute," says the priest. "That man was a taxi driver. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff?" "Results," shrugged Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept. When he drove, people prayed." Moral of the story: It's Performance and Not the Position that Counts. [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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