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Message: <blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 7697995" data-attributes="member: 244453"><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">To which the man matter-of-factly replies, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">The dad replies, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Cool" says the boy. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Those are for college men," the dad answers, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Those are for the married men. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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