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Message: <blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 7703051" data-attributes="member: 244453">"What did u get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do u mean 'under water'?""They are all below 'C' level"Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?"College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B.""Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"She just said, "Thank goodness!"Teacher: "Where were u born?"Student: "Singapore, Sir."Teacher: "Which part?"Student: "The whole body, Sir."A school girl was having an eye test."Can u read out the letters on the chart on the wall?" asked the optician."Chart? Where?" asked the girl.A teacher was asking her class:"What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'ill egal' is a sick eagle."TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?STUDENT: Seven.TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?STUDENT: Nine.TEACHER: That's impossible.STUDENT: No, it isn't, teacher. I'm eight today.TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.GEORGE : Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : George!</blockquote>

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