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<blockquote data-quote="Mauli" data-source="post: 228189" data-attributes="member: 10307"><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Tying their belts"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Checking the system"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Looking for my people" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Serving the travelers" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Handling the steering"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Eating & throwing"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Make up"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Handling the steering"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Nothing"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "All were sleeping" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: What were you doing?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen"><span style="font-size: 15px">No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mauli, post: 228189, member: 10307"] [COLOR="YellowGreen"][SIZE="4"]Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Tying their belts" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Checking the system" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Looking for my people" Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" Monkey: "Serving the travelers" Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the steering" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Eating & throwing" Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading" Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" Monkey: "Make up" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the steering" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Nothing" Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?" Monkey: "All were sleeping" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the air hostess" Officer: What were you doing? Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!! No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE][/COLOR]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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