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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Computer1st" data-source="post: 5286922" data-attributes="member: 220601"><p><span style="font-size: 22px">[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash")</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">I was working in the lab, late one night</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Some smoke from our VAX began to rise</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">And suddenly, to my surprise...</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">[chorus]</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">(There was a crash)   There was a system crash</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">(A mighty crash)      I heard the disk heads smash</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">(A system crash)      It came down in a flash</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">(There was a crash)   A fatal system crash</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The lab manager then appeared from his room,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Said: "I don't want to be a prophet of doom,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">But we had one like this just the other day</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">Which blew up 4 megs and the SBA"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">[chorus]</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">The system had just been booted, diagnostics</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">had all run through, When a power fluck made it</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">all run amuck, then SCOTTY and IRVING blew too</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">So we'd lost all our VAXes in less than one night</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">When a VP came in and said: "hey, that's all right,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">I'll loan you a Venus - here's what to do</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">When you call up Support, tell them Gordon sent you...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">[chorus]</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px">[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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