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<blockquote data-quote="krizta" data-source="post: 3218725" data-attributes="member: 58615"><p>ow ow <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000"><strong>Title:</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c20000"><strong>Good manners</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">hope to introduce you to after dinner.'</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006000">The teacher fainted...</span></span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /></p><p></p><p>menna honda thread ekak <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1172" target="_blank">http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1172</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="krizta, post: 3218725, member: 58615"] ow ow :rolleyes: [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000][B]Title:[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][COLOR=#c20000][B]Good manners[/B][/COLOR] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]hope to introduce you to after dinner.'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006000]The teacher fainted...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :baffled: menna honda thread ekak :) [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1172"]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1172[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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