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Message: <blockquote data-quote="freaking111" data-source="post: 12381769" data-attributes="member: 331770">An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.            He says to her, "Hey miss, would  you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"            "Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.                           He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the  corner before she does. "Would you  let me bite your breasts for  $1,000?" he  asks again.            "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"                          So the little old man runs around the next block and faces  her  again, "Would you let me bite your breasts -  just once - for  $10,000?!"               She thinks  about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm,  $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's  go to that dark alley  over there."               So they go  into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.             As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts  caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them,  burying his face in  them - but not biting them.            The woman  finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you  gonna bite them or not?'  "Nah," says the little old man... "Costs too much!"Source:- Internet</blockquote>

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