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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4150350" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A budding poet trying his best... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Here I lie in stinky vapour,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Shall I lie, or shall I linger,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Or shall I be forced to use my finger.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Here I sit </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Broken hearted.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Tried to shit</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">But, only farted</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I came here</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">To shit and stink, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">But all I do</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Is sit and think</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Toilet's walls also double as job advertisement space... (written high upon the wall) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you can piss above this line, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Singapore Fire Department wants you.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ministry of Environment advertisement. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">We aim to please!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You aim too! Please</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">On the inside of a toilet door: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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