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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gaveen5555" data-source="post: 2397835" data-attributes="member: 80328">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER [/FONT]         [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account! Submitted by: Ron Milos on Thu Dec 14 10:46:54 PST 1995[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE SECOND BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Submitted by: Dirk Haueter on Sun Dec 3 20:36:35 PST 1995 [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE THIRD BEST JOKE Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels! [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Submitted by: Sue Ferguson on Fri Dec 15 16:49:56 PST 1995[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE FOURTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change. Submitted by: Josh Leonard on Thu Nov 16 16:49:06 PST 1995[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE FIFTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter from his mother and after reading it becomes very sad. His friend (the other guy) asked him what was wrong. The first guy responded by handing him the letter. So the second guy reads that his friends mother had written that the first guy's girlfriend was in bed with arthritis. "Well" The friend said to the first guy... "That's not so bad..." The first guy turns to him and says "Yea, That's what you think. I know those Ritous boys and Art is the worst one!" Submitted by: Buddy on Mon Dec 4 16:03:30 PST 1995[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE SIXTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk? Submitted by: David Charriere on Sun Dec 3 16:28:53 PST 1995(Is someone keeping an eye on this kid?)[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE SEVENTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third said "My name is Ken.....TuckyFriedChicken" [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Submitted by: Laurence Hook[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE EIGHTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. Submitted by: P.J. Veber on Tue Nov 28 21:54:52 PST 1995[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE NINTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President." Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Republican puppies." The president looks puzzled and says, "Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies." The man smiles and says, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!" [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Submitted by: Jenny Doman on Wed Nov 22 01:46:25 PST 1995 [/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THE TENTH BEST JOKE[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?A. EUROPEAN... of course![/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Submitted by: Amie Alter[/FONT]</blockquote>

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